Turn signals....
Most people in America don't even use their freaking turn signals, but for those who do there is a broad spectrum of turn signals. You have the ones that are considered normal and flash at a speed that you can realize that they are turning. But then you get the ones that are so freaking slow that you can't even tell that it's on! But what is really irritating, what drives me nuts, and what I lose sleep at night over (ok not really , but it is annoying), are the turn signals that look like they are on crack. I mean they are so fast that I'm ninety percent sure that if you look at them for too long you will have a seizure. I mean we get the point! You're turning!
Makizzle
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Funny Or Not......
What really makes something funny? What makes a fart or the word booger to a five year old so funny and to a sixteen year old so childish? What makes some people funny and others just annoying? Are some people born funny or are they raised to be funny? How much does society play in the role of being funny and how much is just inner humor? And last but not least-why do the french find woman with armpit hair so attractive? These are all questions that if you are able to answer, well then you are a funny person.
Makizzle
What really makes something funny? What makes a fart or the word booger to a five year old so funny and to a sixteen year old so childish? What makes some people funny and others just annoying? Are some people born funny or are they raised to be funny? How much does society play in the role of being funny and how much is just inner humor? And last but not least-why do the french find woman with armpit hair so attractive? These are all questions that if you are able to answer, well then you are a funny person.
Makizzle
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
To Be Or Not To Be......
Ok so we had to make songs for english with great lines in them as "inspiration". Well here is what I came up with.
To be or not to be?
Does it even matter?
Why can't you just let me be?
All I want to do is get fatter
Why can't you just let me be?
Oh my, there just went my bladder
We all have to climb that life ladder
But how can I?
I just lost my bladder
If I even try
I'll just fall and splatter
To be or not to be?
You ask me what's the matter?
Woman, you've got to be joking!
I just lost my bladder!
Why do you keep poking?
My spleen is oh so sadder
With out my precious bladder
We all have to climb that life ladder
I tried last week
But I didn't have my bladder
So to keep things bleak
I'm nothing more than a splatter
Makizzle
Ok so we had to make songs for english with great lines in them as "inspiration". Well here is what I came up with.
To be or not to be?
Does it even matter?
Why can't you just let me be?
All I want to do is get fatter
Why can't you just let me be?
Oh my, there just went my bladder
We all have to climb that life ladder
But how can I?
I just lost my bladder
If I even try
I'll just fall and splatter
To be or not to be?
You ask me what's the matter?
Woman, you've got to be joking!
I just lost my bladder!
Why do you keep poking?
My spleen is oh so sadder
With out my precious bladder
We all have to climb that life ladder
I tried last week
But I didn't have my bladder
So to keep things bleak
I'm nothing more than a splatter
Makizzle
Dr. Seuss Vs. Shakespeare......The On Going Battle
Ok so I don't know how many of you saw or were even aware that the play "Seussical, a musical" was playing at Canyon View. Well I was almost scared for life when I found out about this. I was walking into symphoney reahersal and Blame!, they were having some kind of reahersal and I saw things that no man should ever see. I felt like I was going to be jumped any minute by some kind of creature. The most disturbing of them all was three guys dressed up as monkeys. But what really made me depressed was that I didn't see any red fish, blue fish. Seussical is a step forward to bringing Dr. Seuss into the same light as Shakespeare, but people need to realize it will never come to pass if there is never any red fish, blue fish!!!!!
Makizzle
Ok so I don't know how many of you saw or were even aware that the play "Seussical, a musical" was playing at Canyon View. Well I was almost scared for life when I found out about this. I was walking into symphoney reahersal and Blame!, they were having some kind of reahersal and I saw things that no man should ever see. I felt like I was going to be jumped any minute by some kind of creature. The most disturbing of them all was three guys dressed up as monkeys. But what really made me depressed was that I didn't see any red fish, blue fish. Seussical is a step forward to bringing Dr. Seuss into the same light as Shakespeare, but people need to realize it will never come to pass if there is never any red fish, blue fish!!!!!
Makizzle
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