The De-evolution and Inflation of Mankind...(a documentary)

Man started out as a twig, he could be compared to and may have been the inspiration for stick figures. As man learned and adapted to his surroundings he grow from a stick to a muscle man. You may be asking yourself what happened to all of the muscle men? All I see now is fat americans. This all started with a dark, dark, dark oh so very dark phenomenon called the "De-evoulution and Inflation of Mankind!" (said in such a way that the ground shakes). Ever since life has been getting easier with new technology and our food greasier and fattier with things like Mcdonalds, mankind has slowly grown larger and larger. Their butts are now growing to the shape of their sofas and their bellies to be personal tables. What will happen if mankind continues spiraling down this tunnel of luxury, fat, and doom? Well the mankind will weigh so much that the earth will no longer be able to hold our weight and collapse and we will be left to spiral through space! Are you ready? Didn't think so. So get off your fat butt and quite reading this and go out and get some exercise before your butt takes the shape of your chair!!!!!

The video of the production will be coming to soon to ThDweebs09 channel. Make sure to watch out for it in all of it's high tech visual aid stuff and glory!

Who else, but the one the only Makizzle

Beautiful

Why do they call it beauty sleep? I mean really, who looks good when they wake up? You wake up all you got is your hair all up on the side of your head that you slept on, yellow gunk in your eyes, and for some no makeup (which can really be scary). I mean you really look more like you just fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, but whatever. This is why I want my wife to be one of the very few people that looks good in the morning. I don't want to turn to my wife in the morning and have to say, will you bear me your testimony so I can remember why I married you? I just don't think it will go over well.....

Makizzle

Gold Fish......

Ok so one of lives great things is that when it is about to come to an end, your life will flash before your eyes in like ten seconds. That's all great for humans, but what about things like gold fish? I mean they only have a three second memory, one second to remember the food tastes like crap, one second to remember not to eat eachothers poop, and the last second to remember not to drink the water. Of course when the three seconds are up they have to start all over and that's why you see goldfish occasionally eat poop; but that's beside the point. What do gold fish see? I think they probably see themselves eating their buddies poop for the first three seconds and then the next seven seconds are just blank and then, they die! Just be glad you aren't a gold fish.

Makizzle