The De-evolution and Inflation of Mankind...(a documentary)
Man started out as a twig, he could be compared to and may have been the inspiration for stick figures. As man learned and adapted to his surroundings he grow from a stick to a muscle man. You may be asking yourself what happened to all of the muscle men? All I see now is fat americans. This all started with a dark, dark, dark oh so very dark phenomenon called the "De-evoulution and Inflation of Mankind!" (said in such a way that the ground shakes). Ever since life has been getting easier with new technology and our food greasier and fattier with things like Mcdonalds, mankind has slowly grown larger and larger. Their butts are now growing to the shape of their sofas and their bellies to be personal tables. What will happen if mankind continues spiraling down this tunnel of luxury, fat, and doom? Well the mankind will weigh so much that the earth will no longer be able to hold our weight and collapse and we will be left to spiral through space! Are you ready? Didn't think so. So get off your fat butt and quite reading this and go out and get some exercise before your butt takes the shape of your chair!!!!!
The video of the production will be coming to soon to ThDweebs09 channel. Make sure to watch out for it in all of it's high tech visual aid stuff and glory!
Who else, but the one the only Makizzle
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