Tuesday, February 24, 2009

To Be Or Not To Be......

Ok so we had to make songs for english with great lines in them as "inspiration". Well here is what I came up with.

To be or not to be?
Does it even matter?
Why can't you just let me be?
All I want to do is get fatter
Why can't you just let me be?
Oh my, there just went my bladder

We all have to climb that life ladder
But how can I?
I just lost my bladder
If I even try
I'll just fall and splatter

To be or not to be?
You ask me what's the matter?
Woman, you've got to be joking!
I just lost my bladder!
Why do you keep poking?
My spleen is oh so sadder
With out my precious bladder

We all have to climb that life ladder
I tried last week
But I didn't have my bladder
So to keep things bleak
I'm nothing more than a splatter

Makizzle

1 comment:

  1. bahahaha!!! that's the best song i've EVER heard!!!! we should totally have it as a song for The Dweebs! :D

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